O U Haz ?

Let Our Purrector of Innovation and Chief Quality Assurance Supurrvisor Lilo
Answer Doze Right Meow So Uz Feel Bettah and Catlax


Q: I can haz fyowerz? ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜ป

A: Yes!


Q: I can haz ๐Ÿ’fyowerz๐Ÿ’right meow?๐Ÿ›ซ

A: Purrhaps. Iz bestest not to wait until last cat minute.

Brooke is lazy hooman. Might nyot hear meow box, could be in hallway, might be sneps. Tuff 2 tell.

Also she slllloooooowwwww. Takes all day hunting. Will nyot answer mobile meow box while huntz.

Mebbe U uz tumbs help paint stashionary meow box.

Iz bestest to use cute purr, big greem eyes, n make shore she know WAAAAAAAAY soonest.

Iz just cat science.


Q: I can haz fancy ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒนfyowerz?๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒธ

A: U can has purrfect ๐Ÿ’fyowerz๐Ÿ’if u haz pyenty $๐Ÿ’ธ$๐Ÿ’ธ.

Sometimes purrfect fancy ๐Ÿ’fyowerz๐Ÿ’ not dere in hallway, even if haz pyenty $๐Ÿ’ธ$๐Ÿ’ธ coz raisins. U haz sad den.


Q: I can haz fyowerz for all littermates, hooman staff, treat bearers, entourage, bidnass cats, et catera?

A: Yes! Can haz if u haz $๐Ÿ’ธ$๐Ÿ’ธ. Must give Brooke many ๐ŸŒ… of time for big dealz, dough.


Q: Do u nom nom nom da ๐Ÿ’fyowerz?๐Ÿ’

A: NYO! I iz big time QA cat. If no like๐Ÿ’fyowerz๐Ÿ’, will knock off teeny desk.

Noming is for dawgz. Dis ? is an affront to mah kitty dignitay.


Q: How u make ๐Ÿ’fyowerz๐Ÿ’ safe in hallway?

A: Brooke has posable thums, so she do big krate. Haz hooman staff carry CAREFILLY. Iz v. fussy not break ๐Ÿ’fyowers๐Ÿ’.

Enyway, iz her job and mebbe Ava. Dey do what u say.


Q: Does U charge big cat $๐Ÿ’ธ$๐Ÿ’ธ$ for hallway to my cat lair?

A: Purrhaps.

U order much ๐Ÿ’fyowerz๐Ÿ’ for littermates, hooman staff, treat bearers, bidnass cats iz many kratez too big for usual. Must charge.

Iz just cat science.


Purrhaps you live very far down hallway. Takes almost whole sunset get dere and back. Must charge. I needz mah treaps.

Q: If she picks๐Ÿ’fyowerz๐Ÿ’up, can she pick U up? I can mebbe pick U up?

A: NYO! If needz cuddlez, meow at Mt. Purrnon.

Den U fall for classic ๐Ÿˆ scam coz stoopid hooman.

Den U catdopt.๐Ÿ˜ป

Den U iz ๐Ÿˆ staff forever.


Q: Why deze ๐Ÿ’fyowerz๐Ÿ’so much better den lazy, stoopid dawg๐Ÿ• fyorists?

A: Brooke stunz only centre cut๐Ÿ’fyowerz๐Ÿ’.

She not buy horrible, terrible, no good haf ded โ˜ ๏ธR.I.P.โ˜ ๏ธ U ๐Ÿฅ€fyowerz๐Ÿฅ€.

Iz why takes many ๐ŸŒ… sometimes.

Also, she ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐ŸŽจ.

Nyot pawter, but still.


Q: What if allergeez yike cat snez? Sometimes real ungood.

A: Meow at Brooke. Purrhaps she give paper ๐Ÿ’fyowerz๐Ÿ’. Mebbe fyowerz are not good.

Mebbe buy special pawtery instead.


Q: Why U does ?s in LOLCATS?

A: Hoomans ๐Ÿ’– ๐Ÿˆ, ๐Ÿ…, ๐Ÿ†.

Dey read dis hyah, make happy. ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป

Dey not read standard basic boring FAQ. Basic gets ignore and disdain.
Also, LOLCATS my native sandpaper tung.

U can haz borrrrrring hyah.

If U need haz catsistence in English, meow at Brooke.

U can meow at Brooke anytime. Use picture meowbox at 571.225.7335. U can also emeow at brooke@bloomsofparadise.com. Iz free ask few ?s.